Portfolio of ministers based on their past performance
Prime Minister - LK Advani -- top priority..to build Jinnah statues all over India
Home Minister - Narendra Modi -- top priotiry..to trigger a riot every 6 months to prove masculinity of Majority community
Finance Minister - Arun Shourie -- top priority..to sell all Navratnas for amount less than Rs.100 within a year's time
Tourism Minister - Sushma Swaraj --top priority..to get all Indian women head shaven so that they can provide glimpse of real Sati culture to all foreigners
Law Minister - Arun Jaitley -- top priority...to introduce POTA, SAPOTA, LOTA, BATA and TATTA schemes..to improve Indian law system
Commerce Minister -- Bangaru Laxman -- top priority...to make sure there are thousands of bundles of cash available which can be easily distributed to all hardworking MPs in the country
Wish there was such a dream cabinet that can take India back to the future into 21st century.....BC
